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It would just be... well, mean if I cracked on this profile. Why? Simply, who am I to say what you consider yourself? I consider my self an elitist liberal comedian... Who's going to argue that? *shrug* Well, since that is the case, I would be neglecting who I am by passing on the chance to point and giggle now. Yeah, name protected.



Iam 22 years old and have considered myself a Vampyre since I was little. I had always had certain gifts tht could not be explained and I don't feel I truly need to get into that aspect. The fact is Iam here to learn and teach with those around me.

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moonkissed
06:26 Feb 07 2009

what are we teaching i simply must ask?

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CryingDutchess
08:04 Feb 07 2009

One of my many questions, for certain!

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wolfysnightmare
17:57 Mar 19 2009

*gives a blank stare* okay, so why cant you explain it? oh wait! i know! maybe because your gift is a figment of your imagination?! idiots....

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I'm at a loss of words for this profile. I am afraid and have called the Dairy Society and may switch to soy. What's worse than the quote is that the profile begs for redirection to j-date. VR IS NOT A DAMNED GLORY HOLE!! You dick-piercer.

Oh, and please explain the what it means to have your first "single profile" but have more than one profie... Are you not single in the others? Were the other written with a collective group of pierced participants? I did love that they noticed they misspelled their own screen name -- considering, shouldn't that be the least of their concerns? (Name protected... but any state that begins with an "I" do NOT buy milk!!)

Maybe, I am just getting old...



Quote: I can stay hard in milk





I'm a tall slender guy maroon hair blue eyes I hate being single I would like to meet a nice hot emo girl near by I am a nice sweet guy but a wierd guy I like getting pierceings alot I have my nipples pierced and I am going to get my dick pierced. if you wanna be friends or more tell me. This isn't my first profile but it's my first single profile so let me know whats up. If you didn't already notice it I missspelled my screen name it should say banana

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moonkissed
06:25 Feb 07 2009

oof yuck ew....

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This profile was so funny! Whelp -- you get the "10" for February!!





I have a ludicrously high IQ which statistically would put me in the top 500 most intelligent people in the US. This proves the phrase “There are lies, damned lies and Statistics…”

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Xzavier
23:42 Feb 05 2009

I didn't see this person at our bi-annual "Uber Not Stupid Convention" my guess is an IQ around 13, maybe.



Always great to have a laugh :)

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CryingDutchess
23:58 Feb 05 2009

Gosh, I love Xzavier.... *sighs*

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